amerryleetlechristmas: hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
smhexy: Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
inbox: inbox: i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
i wish i could be a youtuber but too awkward don’t have a nice camera not attractive enough not interesting enough not creative in any way
gayisnotasynonymforjalex: svveden: seducingharry: when the lyrics of a song relate to how ur feeling perfectly <333
insideonemind: people who think they’re too old for disney films
dampsandwich: my gravestone is gonna say “I thought I would respawn”