April 2013
amerryleetlechristmas:
hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
ok
smhexy:
Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
inbox:
inbox:
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
i wish i could be a youtuber but
too awkward
don’t have a nice camera
not attractive enough
not interesting enough
not creative in any way
gayisnotasynonymforjalex:
svveden:
seducingharry:
when the lyrics of a song relate to how ur feeling perfectly <333
insideonemind:
people who think they’re too old for disney films
dampsandwich:
my gravestone is gonna say “I thought I would respawn”
