panic?? at MY DISCO??!!?
NO PANICS AT MY DISCO
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my pussy muff is so thick I swear there’s a bear hibernating down there
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people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
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John Green: What To Do With Your Life (x)
17,000 notes? That’s insane.
(I just imagined a world in which tumblr reblogs could be exchanged for the weird circular baby cheese that Henry eats every day, and then I would have like a lifetime supply of that surprisingly expensive baby cheese. BUT NO.)
taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
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